Auntie Defense System Funny Candle, 9oz Glass Soy Candle

Description

The Auntie Defense System funny Diwali candle brings relatable humor to festive gatherings. The glossy label jokes about distracting relatives who ask when you are getting married. You can place this jar on a busy table to set a lighthearted mood. The text adds a playful touch to your celebrations.

We pour this candle using a natural soy wax blend for a clean melt. A single cotton wick provides a steady flame for 50 to 60 hours. You can choose from 12 fragrance options. Apple Harvest offers a bright profile while Cinnamon Vanilla brings cozy warmth. An unscented option is also available.

The 9oz clear glass jar securely contains the wax during use. A simple black lid protects the container from dust between quiet evenings. Once the wax completely melts away, you can wash the vessel clean. This empty glass easily transforms into a small planter or a pencil cup.

This compact jar works perfectly for everyday rituals and special holiday moments. It makes a hilarious gift for friends navigating family expectations. The final product is proudly made in the USA without synthetic dyes. You can enjoy this eco-conscious glow knowing it complies with strict ASTM safety standards.

Product Features

Eco-friendly and vegan natural soy wax blend formulation

9oz capacity in a 2.8 by 3.5 inch reusable glass jar

100 percent cotton wick yielding 50 to 60 hours of burn time

12 scent choices including Apple Harvest and Atlantis Whisper

Glossy permanent adhesive label featuring a funny Diwali joke

Made in the USA and fully compliant with ASTM safety standards

Care Instructions Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.