Funny “Senior Discount” Birthday Gift – Long Lasting 9oz Candle | Soy Wax Amber Jar for Him or Her

Description

Eyes on the Prize (and the 10% Off)

Growing older has its challenges, but let’s focus on the silver lining: cheap coffee and early bird specials are just around the corner. Our “Another Year Closer to the Senior Discount” candle celebrates the bright side of aging with a hilarious label that reminds you it is “The Real Prize at the End of the Tunnel”. This witty amber jar is the perfect gag gift for the friend, coworker, or parent who is inching their way toward retirement status.

Eco-Friendly Soy Wax While your knees might be giving out, this candle won’t quit on you. We hand-pour each one in the USA using a 100% natural soy wax blend. This vegan, non-toxic formula ensures a clean burn without the parabens or plastics found in lesser quality candles. Housed in a reusable amber glass jar with a black lid, it brings a warm, vintage glow to any room.

Sophisticated Scents Just because the joke is cheesy doesn’t mean the scent should be. Choose from our curated collection of premium fragrances:
Peppered Passionfruit: Bright and tropical.
Coconut Cream + Cardamom: Rich and creamy.
White Sage + Lavender: Grounding and relaxing.
(Also available in Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, and Unscented).

Why It’s a Birthday Win:
Relatable Humor: The perfect way to tease someone about their age while offering a genuinely nice gift.
Clean Ingredients: Made with a 100% cotton wick and essential-oil-forward fragrances for a safe home environment.
Reusable Vessel: Once the wax is gone, the amber jar is perfect for storing vitamins, hard candies, or whatever else seniors keep in jars.

Product Features:
Label: “Another Year Closer to the Senior Discount”.
Wax: 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend (Vegan & Non-Toxic).
Wick: 100% Cotton (Lead-Free).
Vessel: Reusable Amber Glass Jar with Black Lid.
Scents: 6 Options (including Peppered Passionfruit and White Sage + Lavender).
Origin: Assembled in the USA; ASTM Safety Compliant.

Care & Safety Instructions
Wick Care: Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before lighting to prevent soot.
Burn Time: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets.
Surface: Always burn on a heat-resistant surface.