“50 Years of Excellence… and Gas” Funny 50th Birthday Candle | Coconut Apricot Wax | Amber Jar Gag Gift

Description

A Distinguished Gift for a “Distinguished” Gentleman

Let’s be honest: 50 years is a long time to achieve perfection. It is also a long time to develop… other habits. Celebrate the milestone with a laugh using our “50 Years of Excellence… and Gas” scented candle. The elegant typography on the label suggests a high-class tribute, until you read the fine print. It is the ultimate gag gift for the dad, uncle, or husband who is proud of his age (and his ability to clear a room).

Classy Look, Sassy Message Despite the joke, this candle is a premium addition to any home. Housed in a sophisticated amber glass jar with a gold lid, it looks great on a mantle, desk, or—let’s be real—the bathroom counter.

Premium Wax to Clear the Air We hand-pour these candles in the USA using a luxurious Coconut Apricot wax blend. This non-toxic, eco-friendly formula burns cleaner and slower than paraffin, making it excellent for masking “natural” odors with high-quality fragrance.

Recommended Scents: We suggest Fraser Fir or Cinnamon Chai for strong, room-filling coverage, or Lavender for a calming effect after a big meal.

Why It’s a Birthday Win:
Dad Joke Approved: The text “50 Years of Excellence … and Gas” perfectly captures the reality of aging gracefully(-ish).
Clean Burn: Made with a cotton wick and free from phthalates and parabens, so you aren’t adding morepollutants to the air.
Versatile: Available in 4oz (for travel) or 9oz (for serious odor control).

Product Features:
Label: “50 Years of Excellence … and Gas”.
Wax: 100% Natural Coconut Apricot Wax (Colorless & Odorless Base).
Vessel: Reusable Amber Glass Jar with Gold Lid.

Burn Time:
4 oz: Up to 20 hours.
9 oz: Up to 50 hours.
Safety: ASTM Safety Compliant & Hand-Poured in the USA.

Care & Safety Instructions
Wick Care: Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before lighting. A shorter wick reduces soot and smoke.
Burn Time: Allow the candle to burn for 2-3 hours on the first use to ensure an even melt pool.
Safety: Burn within sight on a heat-resistant surface. Keep away from drafts, pets, and children.
Reuse: Once the candle is done, wash the jar and use it to store antacids or earplugs.