“Smells Like an Expired Warranty” Funny Birthday Candle | Scented Soy Wax | Amber Jar Gag Gift for Him

Description

Your Body’s “Check Engine” Light is On

We’ve all been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty… but it looks like your personal warranty just ran out. Celebrate the slow decline of youth with our “Smells Like An Expired Warranty” Scented Candle. The bold, industrial-style label features the hilarious tagline: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I GUESS.”. It is the ultimate gag gift for the dad, husband, or friend whose knees crack louder than a glow stick.

Premium Soy Wax (Unlike Your Joints, It Lasts) This candle might joke about breaking down, but it’s built to last. We pour each one in the USA using a 100% natural soy wax blend. This vegan, non-toxic formula ensures a clean burn without the nasty additives found in cheap candles. Housed in a reusable amber glass jar, it adds a warm, vintage aesthetic to any man cave, garage, or office.

Scents That Don’t Smell Like a Mechanic Shop Forget the smell of motor oil. Choose from our curated lineup of sophisticated fragrances:
Coconut Cream + Cardamom: Smooth and exotic.
Peppered Passionfruit: fruity with a spicy kick.
White Sage + Lavender: To cleanse the bad vibes of getting older.
(Also available in Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, and Unscented).

Why It’s the Perfect Gag Gift:
Sarcastic Humor: The text “Smells Like An Expired Warranty” is a relatable jab at aging and spam calls.
Eco-Friendly: Made with a 100% cotton wick and no lead, plastics, or parabens.
Reusable Vessel: Once the candle burns down, the amber jar is perfect for storing screws, spare change, or aspirin.

Product Features:
Label: “Smells Like An Expired Warranty / Happy Birthday, I Guess.”.
Wax: 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend (Vegan & Non-Toxic).
Wick: 100% Cotton (Lead-Free).
Vessel: Amber Glass Jar with Black Lid.
Scents: 6 Options (including Peppered Passionfruit and Coconut Cream + Cardamom).
Origin: Assembled in the USA; ASTM Safety Compliant.

Care & Safety Instructions
Wick Care: Trim the wick to 1/4 inch before lighting to prevent soot and ensure a steady flame.
Burn Time: Allow the wax to melt to the edges of the jar on the first burn to prevent tunneling.
Safety: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammable items (like your denial about getting older), children, and pets.