Funny “Blow Me” Neon Sign Candle – 9oz Natural Soy Wax | Scented Aromatherapy Jar | Hilarious Birthday, Anniversary, or Valentine’s Gift

Description

Lighten the Mood with a Little Attitude

Looking for the perfect ice-breaker, a hilarious anniversary gift, or just a way to tell guests to relax? Our “Blow Me (I Mean the Candle! Gosh!)” soy candle delivers the punchline so you don’t have to. Featuring a vibrant, neon-style typography design against a sleek black label, this jar is equal parts cheeky decor and high-end home fragrance.

Serious Quality, Hilarious Message Don’t let the joke fool you—this is a premium quality candle. Hand-poured in the USA using a 100% natural soy wax blend, it offers a clean, eco-friendly burn that is free from parabens, phthalates, and synthetic dyes. Whether you choose the warm, spicy notes of Apple Harvest or the calming vibes of White Sage + Lavender, you are getting a rich, immersive scent experience powered by natural essential oils.

Perfect For:

• Gag Gifts: The ultimate reaction-getter for White Elephant parties or Secret Santas.

• Romantic Comedy: A funny, flirty gift for a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse on Valentine’s Day.

• Statement Decor: Looks great on a bedside table, bathroom shelf, or desk.

Key Features:

• Eco-Friendly Burn: Made with 100% vegan soy wax and a 100% cotton wick for a non-toxic experience.

• Long-Lasting: Enjoy 50–60 hours of burn time.

• Premium Scents: Available in 12 curated fragrances (including Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt, and Unscented) to match any vibe.

• Reusable Vessel: The high-quality glass jar (2.8″ × 3.5″) can be cleaned and repurposed as a planter, pen holder, or catchall after use.

• Safety First: ASTM safety compliant and assembled in the USA.

Care Instructions: Always keep the burning candle within sight and away from children, pets, and flammable items. For the best burn, trim the wick to 1/4 inch before lighting.